The first ever advice column for marketers in distress.
Your marketing guru is here to listen, offer sage advice, and help you breathe through all your marketing troubles.
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“😱 I’m flooded with data! How do I know what to report on?”
My agency is flooding me with a weekly deluge of KPI data that I’m struggling to understand.
“💔 I lost my audience and my bottom line is suffering”I used to be popular on TikTok, but now my audience is gone!
“💩Is the marketing funnel total bullsh*t?” My boss mocks everyone who uses the marketing funnel.
“😫 Should I be on TikTok? Do I really have to be?”A new intern recently joined us and keeps insisting we explore TikTok, as suggested by my agency too.
“💰I distribute my budgets on auto-pilot…” I distribute my budget according to previous investments, but it feels like guesswork.
“I have anxiety whenever a new campaign starts!
I know the campaign is beautiful but I still fear we’ll fail.“😬My boss expects more, but I don’t have time for strategic thinking!” My boss wants me to come up with marketing strategies, but I’m too busy!
“🤖I think AI is about to take my job…” My boss wants to start testing automatic content creation.
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Hi, I’m Angie. I was a brilliant marketing director before cashing out my stocks and retiring (very) early. Now, I answer your questions about marketing so I can feel better about myself while I relax on my yacht and pretend to write my first novel. I know you want to read more about me so I added a link.
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These resources will make your life as a marketer much easier. They’re available for free. (You don’t even have to give me your data because I have no use for it!)
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